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Blogthings - The Muppet Personality Test: 9:39am 5 reviews humor
http://www.blogthings.com/themuppetpersonalitytest/outcome.php; hahaha!!! why yes i am ......

You Are Animal

A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.

You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.

But you sure can beat a good drum.

"Kill! Kill!"

The Muppet Personality Test

http://photos.photosig.com/photos/29/54/2005429-2fea6580e0208191.jpg: 9:16am 7 reviews photography
http://photos.photosig.com/photos/29/54/2005429-2fea6580e0208191.jpg; aaahhh, that most sensitive place on the neck/shoulder
, thank ya sweetie ....

delicious

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s54/hostdrjack/7000/6546.gif: 9:10am 5 reviews photography, relationships
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s54/hostdrjack/7000/6546.gif; simple isn't it?? mind, body, soul ...
that's all it takes .... to really know and love ...
is it in you??? is it in me???
is love a fantasy???

to be together forever ???
to believe it's possible ...
is that the stuff of dreams and fantasy???

day'mn that's a lot of links ..... and way tooooo mushy and thought provoking ... my suggestion????? time to go get a beer and look at sumptin nekkid ..... ; )

thx glen for the photograph .....

StumbleUpon - goldenstuds web site reviews and blog: 9:10am 161 reviews stumblers
http://goldenstud.stumbleupon.com/; wonderful images, thank you for this

one

http://craigblonde.com/?p=8: 9:08am 19 reviews photography
http://craigblonde.com/?p=8; ha, when pigs fly!!!!

"pigs on the wing"

now i need to find the vid and lyrics ....

day'mn if i haven't gone to the animals today .....

Animal Attacks: Would You Survive?: 9:08am 119 reviews animals, environment, quiz
http://theirtoys.com/Attack/index.php; note to self: stay away from sharks ;D
*ya got fins to the left, fins to the right, and you're the only bait in town." ~jimmy buffet

good enuf
*Estimations are based on known survival rates, and roughly adjusted for individual survival variables.

...and this is the post that got me on the animal theme .....
can i survive???
yep, pretty much anything not-human .... i can handle.

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Potter Valley mice shooter wont face charges | PressDemocrat.com | The Press Dem…: 9:04am 1 review crime, bless-ur-3
http://www.pressdemocrat.com/article/20080711/NEWS/807110322/0/WIRE; a follow up to sarah's post and review :...I can't even imagine how this went down. The only thing I can picture is a mullet and several empty cases of Miller High Life. It is the champagne of beers, you know.

From the page:

"There's insufficient criminal intent," Chief Deputy District Attorney Jill Ravitch said Thursday. "Sometimes incredibly stupid things don't amount to criminal acts."

The shooting occurred in the early hours of July 3 as Due tried to kill mice in a travel trailer on her property for a female tenant who was moving in, said Sheriff's Capt. Kurt Smallcomb.

Due, who was intoxicated, went to the trailer about 1:20 a.m. with her gun holstered under her left arm "because she knows there's a mouse problem," Smallcomb said.

But as she drew the revolver, it slipped from her hand, hit the floor and fired, Smallcomb said.

The bullet went through Due's right kneecap, then struck a set of keys hanging from the belt loop of a Clearlake man who was helping with the move. The bullet glanced off the keys and tore a hole in the man's pants, Smallcomb said.

The bullet traveled between the man's pants and undershorts, grazing his groin before ending up in his pocket, from where it was recovered for evidence, Smallcomb said.

"He's really lucky. If it didn't hit him in the key chain, who knows what would have happened," he said.

Due was taken to Ukiah Valley Medical Center for treatment and later discharged.

Apparently no mice were harmed, Smallcomb said.

Due, who also is listed as a Windsor resident, could not be reached for comment Thursday.

The road leading to her rugged property and the homes of several neighbors, just west of the Lake County line near Highway 20, was blocked Thursday by a locked, wrought-iron gate lined on top with small American flags.

Smallcomb said there may be a lesson from the accident: "I guess you don't drink and shoot mice at the same time," he said.

Researcher Michele Van Hoeck contributed to this report. You can reach Staff Writer Glenda Anderson at 462-6473 or glenda.anderson@

pressdemocrat.com."

yes, there's always a moral .... if you happen to be helping someone move into a travel trailor at 01:20 in the morning and the landlord is an insane pistol-totin' woman drinking miller high life ... alway carry a large keychain; but if you're a mouse ---- don't worry -- you're safe ....

Pink Floyd, Pigs on the wing/pigson the wing (part2)/pigs 3different ones/sheep …: 9:02am 1 review music, lyrics, pink-floyd
http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/p/pinkfloyd3059/pigsonthewingpigsonthewingpart2...; From the page: "Pigs On The Wing
Artist: Pink Floyd
Song: Pigs on the wing/pigs on the wing (part2)/pigs 3different ones/sheep
Album: Animals

If you didn't care what happened to me,
And I didn't care for you
We would zig zag our way through boredom and pain
Occasionally glancing up through the rain
Wondering which of the buggers to blame
And watching for pigs on the wing.

Sheep

Harmlessly passing your
time in the grassland away
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air
You better watch out
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Jordan and I have seen
Things are not what they seem

What do you get for pretending the danger's not real
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors, into the valley of steel
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes
Now things are really what they seem
No, this is no bad dream

THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD. I SHALL NOT WANT
HE MAKES ME DOWN TO LIE
THROUGH PASTURES GREEN HE LEADETH ME THE SILENT WATERS BY
WITH BRIGHT KNIVES HE RELEASES MY SOUL
HE MAKETH ME TO HANG ON HOOKS IN HIGH PLACES
HE CONVERTETH ME TO LAMB CUTLETS
FOR LO, HE HATH GREAT POWER AND GREAT HUNGER
WHEN COMETH THE DAY WE LOWLY ONES
THROUGH QUIET REFLECTION, AND GREAT DEDICATION,
MASTER THE ART OF KARATE
LO, WE SHALL RISE UP, AND THEN
WE'LL MAKE THE BUGGER'S EYES WATER.

Bleating and babbling I fell on his neck with a scream
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream

Have you heard the news?
The dogs are dead!
You better stay home and do as you're told
Get out of the road if you want to grow old.

Pigs (Three different ones)

Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying, "Keep on digging"
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find?
When you're down in the pig mine
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh,
But you're really a cry.

Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hat pin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh,
But you're really a cry.

Hey you, Whitehouse,
Ha ha charade you are
You house proud town mouse
Ha ha charade you are
You're trying to keep your feelings off the street
You're nearly a real treat
All bright lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
ff..! ff..! ff..! fuck
You gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you're really a treat
Mary you're really a treat
But you're really a cry.

Pigs on the Wing (Part Two)

You know that I care what happens to you
And I know that you care for me
So I don't feel alone
Or the weight of the stone
Now that I've found somewhere safe
To bury my bone
And any fool knows a dog needs a home
A shelter from pigs on the wing "