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Michelle is a 46 year old married woman from Twixt Insanity And Imagination, Mississippi, USA.
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Member since Dec 23, 2007
past bullshit somdays i stumble-somedays you get my verbal diarrhea/grandson stated my philosophy so perfectly:"Mema, if you can learn a little and laugh a lot it's been a good, good day"great wisdom from a 4 year old child/nothing is secret or private in this life/if u send rude or mildly amusing mail it will be released so others can share my laughter/i like a lot of books--Green Eggs and Ham is the only book that i have enjoyed reading the 1658th time (1st childs fav now fav of g-babies)my first language is Southernese[very deep south dialect]i enjoy many types of music,depending on my mood--pink floyd is the only group that fits regardless of the mood.I AM A COMPLETE OPTIMIST-i truly believe people will fuck up--it's only a matter of when & what degree/in case of thoughts of cyber-sex READ this i ain't answering these same questions again....dammit/what men/women *cogito ergo bumfuddled * want

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What my Bathroom Habits Say About me/              ---now this is just waaaayyyy too accurate for comfort
 What Do Your Bathroom Habits Say About You?
i am very independent and self-centered. i don't solve other people's problems - and i don't expect them to solve mine.
my idea of fashion is jeans/skirt and a t-shirt/tank top. Clean, if you're lucky. 
i am  a very outgoing person. i am true to myself, and i never hold back.
In relationships, i tend to be very romantic and demanding. i treat my hubby like gold, but i expect a lot in return. 
  yes, i need my ego stroked, mmmmmm, that feels nice. just because the lights on--doesn't mean i'm online--i have to share with others...and i'm not good at sharing-anyway-i want to take this space to thank you for visiting....take your shoes off and rest a spell....if i offend at any time...just imagine you're a 90 year old coot and ignore what bothers you....that's how i see the majority of the world....bunch of old fogeys that don't make much sense.... ;) that's about all that keeps me sane....as long as i can laugh i know it's all gonna be alright.
i don't use the thumb down button much....it would limit the possibility of laughing at the world if i said i didn't like something....so i'll thumb it UP just to see more such stupidity...i need all the laughs i can get from where ever i might find them...

This link kills spam that's what i'm hoping for
                   
   The Recipe For me

3 parts Creativity
2 parts Grace
1 part Shrewdness
Splash of Naughtiness
Finish off with an olive
and i always thought it was beer and ultram
with a dash of bitch
and a pinch of smart-ass....
finish off with sex.
ps---if i drop ya as a *mutual friend* or a *fan of* it just means you're busy and haven't posted lately[or you're so popular i can find you through the sites of others] and i am easily distracted and need lots of new stimulation.....damn, i just realized i just came up with another way of saying the old breakup line "it's not you----it's me" ; )

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