 | Memachelle is a 46 year old married woman from Twixt Insanity And Imagination, Mississippi, USA. 
 i drink, often, varying quanties and liquids , i smoke, often and varying tobaccos, i cuss and post r-rated she'att, very often for no obvious reason, i am totally oblivious to your pain, just move on if any of the afore mentioned hits a nerve.  a word or two about backgrounds.
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most days you get a dose of verbal diarrhea, other days it's not even that good. i use unexplained punctuation and bad grammar, if you feel the need to correct me, well don't waste your time or effort ... i just ain't worth it.... 46 years -- many have tried to help me, all have failed ... and i'm a happier bitch for their failure. ; D my grandson, @ 4 y.o., said it best: "mema, if you can learn a little and laugh a lot, it's been a good, good day."
... geezzz ... am i putting you to sleep?
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- May 31, 8:49am
- in my effort to add to the vocabulary of the world....i come upon words that are not used as much as they should be.....okay, i'm wasting time cause it's hot outside and i'm tired of weeding the garden, and i will do this to stop me from getting a beer out of the fridge to cool off...it's only 10:30 in the morn for goodness sakes...
some of the words i've used in my postings may be a bit new to the majority of the world population....i would like to take this time to define them for those who stumble thru...
mf'ah = mutual friend
f'ah = fan
fo'ah = fan of
typative----what happens in the afternoon when i'm having a cocktail and get to blurbbing along; i type instead of talk.... ex. "when i drink, i get all "typative" and shit"
another you may run across is:
confuzzed---such as my decision to take over the world one country at a time, beginning with australia.....i thought my friend was trying to talk me out of my world domination tour until he began telling me how great and sparsely populated his country was for moron disposal..... by the time i finished my typativeness with him i didn't know if he wanted me to ascend to the throne or stay in mississippi....i was confuzzed.
this next word is my favorite and probably the oldest word in my vocabulary:
dumbassedness--- this is a better word than stupidity...it defines the person and the action of said person in 4 syllables.... "due to his dumbassedness he went to jail."
i use this alot to describe my soon-to-be-ex-son-in-law...
which brings me to this word:
m.o.e.---master of excuses....my nickname for my s-t-b-e-s-i-l [i just realized stick an im in that and i can call him st imbecile--patron saint of all fijo's].... because he was never responsible for his dumbassedness, it was always someone else's fault he landed in jail/rehab/hotwater.
and m.o.e. leads me to:
f.i.f.i----which is what i nicknamed my daughter when she was believing moe's dumbassedness as "not his fault" fifi is short for: fucking.idiot.fucking.an.idiot. yup, that was my baby girl, makes a mama proud............
and fifi leads me to:
f.i.j.o----which is an term of endearment i apply to anyone who gets in my way and obviously has no apparent reason for existing except to furnish me with a reason to laugh/snarl at their dumbassedness.... fijo is short for: fucking.idiot.jacking.off
and this one i believe i first heard at bragg as a weeeee lass...
bumfuddledness: the act of being bumfuddled; and the state of bumfuddle is somewhere between bum fucked egypt and a pot-hole in hell where you couldn't find your ass with both hands tied behind your back; in plain english: you have wandered out of your mind with no directions back home..... but do not confuse this with confuzzed ... you can be confuzzed right where you stand ..... bumfuddledness is a whole 'nother territory
these are a few of the words that i may apply when i get typative, and you can rest assured i will add to the list....just the other day i couldn't think of anything to let my friend know just how funny his statement was so i had to write... oklac which means on-knees-laughing-and-coughing....everytime i use it i think of the musical oklahoma or okra which is an excellent vegetable fried or boiled with peas or even made into chowchow like my g-ma used to make....shiiiiiit now i need to go eat.....
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